Grandpa takes a walk in the park.
Grandpa stops and feeds the pigeons.
Grandpa eats a little snack.
GRANDPA jacking off in the bathroom!!

Ah, yeah, it’s the Sick & Twisted Tour featuring Korn.  Entertainment at its best.

The only thing that surpassed the ear popping levels of laughter during these animated shorts was a thunderous opening brought about by grinding guitars, bone cracking plucks of bass, and militant explosiveness of drums; a signature sound that has brought this Korn to it’s present day relevance.

The Los Angeles based quintet casually strutted onstage and immediately jumped into their trademark head bobbing, feet stomping, tribal war dance with the opening of Issues first single, "Falling Away From Me." An uncontrollable mosh pit enveloped and a massive human volcano erupted with limbs flowing like lava as lead singer, Jonathan Davis shrieked, "Well it’s falling away from me, Fuck!!" The fans understood Davis well and agreed in kind with rage.

Mirroring an abandoned train terminal, a circular stage was adorned with flaming torches, grid iron, and an overhead chandelier dangling with corpses that appeared during the crowd favorite and major radio hit, "Freak on a Leash." The acrobatic moves and passionate wails from Davis, not to mention Munky and David Welch’s scorching guitar chords, burned well in excess of the torch flames. And the ringmaster, David Silveria, elevated on a drum stage like he was coordinating this mass hysteria with his manic jungle-style beats, was in complete control.

Pluck, pluck, pluck from bassist Fieldy certainly is the distinctive element that puts this band at the forefront of alternative rock. It is a sound that he performs with  confidence. He bravely stomped over to the sides of the arena using a ramp of speakers as his catwalk. And the walk he can do. Fieldy’s laid back, slouchy, playing-off-your-ankle style was mimicked by hundreds of fans strumming their very own ‘air-bass’ like they were creating that flat plucking sound themselves.